February 2012
new sex position
chaoticimperfections:
theafrosistuh:
n-ut:
it’s called the wild bull.
put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
*cues uncontrollable laughter*
Laugh of the morning
4 tags
YUSSS. My show is finally subbed. I’m gonna stay up and watch it idc idc idc.
Someone was messing with my laptop and closed all my fucking tabs.
I’m very OCD about this shit.
I’m really pissed about this…
Reblog if you really just appreciate ladies with...
“If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...”
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug
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Will you be the Nala to my Simba?
Everyone’s asleep. Wtf
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Shower tyme.
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Ugh, nobody in my life knows English either it's...
guy: hey sexy
lesbian: sorry i'm gay
guy: it's cool i like that
lesbian: do you understand english
Tomorrow! Gym! Must. Be. HEALTHY. I’m serious this time. No more slacking.