February 2012
You ever meet one of those people that’s just a genuinely good person? Like you see them and your mood is IMMEDIATELY improved? I have. I think everyone at Tech has. His name was Keanu and he was one of the funniest, smartest, most talented person I’ve ever met. I’m never
gonna forget all the times he creeped on my life, or mooned me, or told me all those awesome and funny...
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
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FACT: I'm a lesbian and I like porn
itsdimplezworld:
lesbianfacts:
can you say this on tumblr? oh well…
^.can you say this on tumblr?…this is TUMBLR…which is basically a porn site..all times of the day..lol come onnnnn.
powerlesbian:
someone tell the rich white men to ban menstrual cycles and cramps next while we’re on the subject of making laws on women’s reproductive organs
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes.
Me: Tumblr, why are you not working?
Me: Tumblr, why are my messages disappearing?
Me: Tumblr, just let me use missing E.
Me: Tumblr, why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted?
Tumblr: Hey everyone, have some new icons.
Watchlulubi0tch:
gloomyteeen:
oh my fucking god
LMFAO omgomgomgomg
I'm really picky about my porn.
new sex position
chaoticimperfections:
theafrosistuh:
n-ut:
it’s called the wild bull.
put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
*cues uncontrollable laughter*
Laugh of the morning
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YUSSS. My show is finally subbed. I’m gonna stay up and watch it idc idc idc.
Someone was messing with my laptop and closed all my fucking tabs.
I’m very OCD about this shit.
I’m really pissed about this…
Reblog if you really just appreciate ladies with...
“If you’re white, you can play a Middle Eastern prince. If you’re black, you can...”
– Chris Rock, thank you for calling it out (via hinduthug
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